Gary: A visitor from beyond the stars, Gary came to Earth for unknown reasons. His time on the planet has been spent committing small crimes against society and being a general nuisance with delusions of grandeur. Not all aliens are peace-loving botanists wanting to phone home.

Ted: The occasional voice of reason and more rational of the pair. Ted finds himself torn between the demands of adulthood and the joys of youth. A man torn by the trappings of modern society and a desire for simpler things, Ted is just trying to get by with as few criminal charges as possible.