Characters

Real Name: G’Ary Thealien
Occupation: Transient
Citizenship: (Current)Illegal Canadian Resident , (Former) Planet Gamena
Place of Birth: Gamena Throne World
Known Relatives: L’Goud (Father)
Education: Various Gamenian Tutors
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Eye: Blue
Hair: N/A
First Appearance: Gary and Ted #1

Biography: Gary was the youngest born into the Gamena Royal family. At an early age Gary exhibited a free spirit and non conformist attitude, something that the militaristic warrior Gamenian race looked down upon. In order to return honor to the royal family which he had shamed, Gary was sent to conquer the planet Earth. Upon crashing in the backyard of Ted Gibbons and being showed the delights of the planet, Gary abandoned his world conquering mission and replaced it with one of fun and adventures of various legality.

Powers & Abilities: Gary has various abilities that can be attributed to exposure to the yellow sun of the Earth. These abilities include being able to transform Pepsi into tacos and the ability to grow mutton chops upon drinking energy drinks. Due to his Gamenian upbringing Gary has a natural fondness for explosives, pyrotechnics, and catapults. He also has a higher resistance to physical harm than most Earthlings.

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Ted
Real Name: Tedlington “Ted” Gibbons
Occupation: Data Entry Specialist
Citizenship: Canadian
Place of Birth: Unknown Area in Canada
Known Relatives: Unnamed Parents
Education: University Graduate
Height: 5′10″
Weight: 165lbs
Eye: Blue
Hair: Blonde
First Appearance: Gary and Ted #1

Biography: Ted Gibbons was an average child from an average family. He lived a normal uneventful life until a spacecraft crashed into his backyard and he met Gary of the planet Gamena. Upon meeting Gary, Ted has found a new zest for life and an extensive criminal record. The more responsible of the two, Ted often serves as Gary’s guide in the ways of Earth culture as well as the moral barometer for Gary’s schemes.

Powers & Abilities: Ted is an average man of average intelligence. He has no real super powers but is an excellent listener and has a high tolerance for shenannigans.