We are all f*cked if aliens judge humanity based on Ashton Kutcher's twitter feed. Starngely we'd be saved if they based it on Wil Wheaton's.
It is a known fact that little green men from space prefer "Stand By Me" to "My Boss's Daughter".
sheesh, I wouldn't have to read Ashton's twitter feed to get to that realization, just had to turn on my TV ;0)
