heh, yeah… no one really wants to go to a wedding. oops, and I'm planning one, gah!

I know one thing that would make people want to come to your wedding, paintball.

oooooooh….You know how much I WISH I could do something like that? I'd have the time of my life. I might actually wear a dress, just so I could immediately get it covered in paint, LOL

But no. You quickly learn you do not plan a wedding for yourself, but for the most opinionated guests.

my wedding:

film the vows and priest ahead of time, gather everybody in a blazer tag room, play the video during the rules part.

shove everyone into the arena, lock the door, and have rations hidden at variouse parts of the room.

let everyone out the next day, and go have a massive feast.