Dear Guy in WalMart parking lot,

I  know that you may get excited about a “Hot Car” in a parking lot enough to approach a stranger and tell them about it, but I don’t.  There are only three cars I will really go out of my way to see;

1) The Batmobile

2) Oscar Meyer Wienermobile

3) Any car with scantily clad women passing out Green Lantern power rings, hot dogs wrapped in money, and monkey butlers.

Yours in Christ,

James

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